Nope, no Broadcast Santa 'round here either, but I do have been visited by the 4-days-without-sales Grinch and he’s crafting my worst month in years for me! Yay! 
I’m very optimistic, though: this month is going just awesome in comparison with all the future months I’ll most likely have in my unstoppable downfall to the bottom so cheers for December 2019, worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow! 
As usual, hope you guys see a big “withdrawn by author” here if just a dime comes in before the next decade. 