Made you a quick script here
LOL, yeah, that's pretty much what I want.
But it would be nice if it's a plugin though that integrates all that Twitter, Facebook, Google Plus, etc. fake stats to posts automatically. Also, it would be nice if the 'Tweet' button is clickable (like in your PHP script) and would actually Tweet a particular post (which is why I want a plugin). And one other thing - it would be nice to be able to set the number of fake Tweets, Likes, etc. so I can choose it to show a smaller number (like 22 Tweets or something like that instead of 3,365).