I hope a premium theme author picks up the idea and builds one saving us all 10k!
hahaha, you're a funny guy
but on the other hand - why don't you have a look in the news/magazine category here. Nothing which fits your requirements? I mean this new look (btw: it's really ugly, i liked the previous one more) - this Windows 8 / Tiles / Metro Look is quite popular now and for sure available on the whole marketplace here.