So I’m Bali, and it turns out they sell Tim Tams here! Wanting to have a taste of ‘Elitedom’, I picked up a pack… went for the standard chocolate variety. No cheese versions unfortunately.
I have to say, I wasn’t that impressed. As a chocolate biscuit, there’s nothing really wrong with them… but they’re no Penguin. Penguins have a higher soft chocolate filling centre, which helps to offset the dryness of the biscuit content, thus providing a much smoother and moister experience. Tim Tams are just a tiny bit too dry for my liking.
So I’ve decided to stop selling my stuff on Envato, as there’s just no point in me hitting that $125K mark any more. I was only making stuff for the biscuits. Now if they start sending out Penguins, maybe a box of After Eights or a multi-pack of Nik-Naks or Beef Monster Munch, then that would make it all worth while.
I’ve seen a jar of Vegemite, but it’s about $12 a tub. Not sure it’s worth the risk.