Stock Music Poem Thread ;)

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Let’s put some «art» around the corporate charts; just for fun. :slight_smile:
Ok, I’ll start:

I write corporate
I’m so inspired
I stock on the pile
I pile on the stock

Oh! My sales have dropped!
What do I do now?

Lay down the delay
Snaps and claps today!
Let ukuleles
Wash my tears away

…

Want to join this goofy thread?

I know many of you have a great imagination. I even saw a Yoda at work on another thread!

So, maybe stop looking at your sales number for a second and write a little something here? Or even do a poem right about your sales number! Anything goes. No need to be a masterpiece, just a few rhyming lines about life as a stock music composer. :slight_smile:

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Ahem, Haiku for AudioJungle.

Audiojungle
I Uploaded three weeks back
Have you lost my track?

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“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.”

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Scared, now am I.

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I used to write peoms and essays as a kid. Let’s see… ah yes… ahem, ahem… read this with the voice of James Lipton:

Oh Sales, my sales,
where have you been,
without you my blood stands still.

It’s been a while since we’ve met,
it’s been a time I’ll never forget.

So sales, dear sales,
once in a while,
please stop by
and just say hi, just say hi…

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Beautiful.

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Seems like you still have the poetic touch :wink:

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I’m so inspired
And I just can’t hide it!
I’m about to get some sales
and I think I like it!
(-------Distorted ukulele solo for 3 minutes--------)

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There was a time when I believed
in many sales I would recieve.

But now the situation changed
I now believe, and that is strange,

there is not enough space for us,
so the decision from the staff’s
to seperate the wheat from chaff.

I hope it works :blush:, just a try of a german guy.

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Oh sale, my dear sale
you have served me, very well

Now that you’re gone
I keep dreaming on and on

That one day, you will come back
And trow happy cards, from your deck…

(English not my native language so im sorry for misstakes :slight_smile: )

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I think it works pretty good, but French is my first language, so I may be no better than you in English :slight_smile: (In fact, German is more close to English language than French; at least that’s what I thought when I took a short learning course to try to learn a bit of german…)

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Haha, don’t worry, English is not my first language either :slight_smile:

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There was once a track
Desired by all
Sold like a rocket
And then hit the wall

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There is a place
Where thousands of musicians gather
But strangely all they think about
Is how to copy inspirational delays from one another

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Haha! These are all great :smile:

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My desire is BIG
Get a million sales
And become Moby-Dick
Be the king of the wales
:ghost:

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