Welcome back! 
Really, it’s no problem! I’m glad to have helped you sort it out. I’ve gotten stuck on similar issues multiple times throughout my years of web development, so I was sure we’d find the issue.
Unfortunately I can’t really offer any freelance services to you as I don’t have much spare time right now. But, for small issues you can always try asking around again, and someone from this awesome community may lend a hand. There is also Envato Studio as a last resort.
Also, I hereby accept your nomination for POTUS. Though I think I’d look pretty odd with gray hair at this age. Thanks! 
Bailey