Hi there!
Does getting feature file depend on your hard work, size of portfolio, sales, experience on the market
OR
clear random?
Cheers!
It’s magic, my friend…just magic
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Black magic, to be precise.
Bring virgins, goats and clowns.
Carve the following words into your forehead: “Inspirational” and “Epic”.
Play the audiojungle watermark for 7 hours straight and chant along whilst rubbing and twisting your nipples at a 120bpm rate clockwise.
Start the sacrifice.
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I did the nipples bit, enjoyed it a lot but I lost momentum at 120 BPM.
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This is most unfortunate Graham… the bpm is KEY to a succesful sacrifice.
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I heard something about goats… I am in… 
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Nice! Now all we need is a virgin!
..anyone?
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hahahaha 
That’s enough…
Life was made…
Just put in the reviewer comments “this goes to featured files please” . Simple as that.
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That’s just like when I tell the guy down at the mini-market “Sell me a winning lotto ticket, please.”
And about as effective.
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Only luck)