Magic feature


#1

Hi there!

Does getting feature file depend on your hard work, size of portfolio, sales, experience on the market
OR
clear random?

Cheers!


#2

It’s magic, my friend…just magic


#3

Black magic, to be precise.


#4

Bring virgins, goats and clowns.
Carve the following words into your forehead: “Inspirational” and “Epic”.
Play the audiojungle watermark for 7 hours straight and chant along whilst rubbing and twisting your nipples at a 120bpm rate clockwise.

Start the sacrifice.


#5

I did the nipples bit, enjoyed it a lot but I lost momentum at 120 BPM.


#6

This is most unfortunate Graham… the bpm is KEY to a succesful sacrifice.


#7

I heard something about goats… I am in… :confused:


#8

Nice! Now all we need is a virgin!

…anyone?


#9

hahahaha :joy:


#10

That’s enough…
Life was made…


#11

Just put in the reviewer comments “this goes to featured files please” . Simple as that.


#12

That’s just like when I tell the guy down at the mini-market “Sell me a winning lotto ticket, please.”

And about as effective.