Did I go too far with this one? http://tete.pimmey.com
I mean, common, I’ve seen themes more minimalistic than that ^^ But they say that “it isn’t at the quality standard required to move forward, and you won’t be able to re-submit this item again.”
It gets 100% on Google PageSpeed insights for both mobile and desktop, doesn’t depend on neither jQuery and Bootstrap.
P.S.: refresh to see a new combination of background animation